Swimming With Piranha Makes You Hungry

Swimming With Piranha Makes You Hungry is a metaphorical must for anyone desiring to ensure their long-term security.

This unique book provides the powerful and practical advice essential for those seeking to enjoy life more, work less and have more money!

• Learn the laws vital for financial independence
• Discover the secrets to saving money
• Streamline your home, work, lifestyle and health
• Recognise new opportunities every day

Swimming With Piranha Makes You Hungry is guaranteed to improve the quality of your life

• A Prologue
• Part I
1. Hook Line and Sinker
• A New Way of Swimming
• Financial Independence
• Knowing When Enough Is Enough
• The Lure of Expediency
• What's Your Life Currently About?
• Making a Living
• The Working Mother
• The Real Cost of Earning
• The 'It's What Everyone Does' Factor
• All That I Have I Owe to Something
2. Why Swallow the Bait
• The Seven Traits of Strong Swimmers
• Principles to What You Want to Achieve
• The Laws Required for Financial Independence
• First Law
• Second Law
• Consumption
• It Starts With You
• Three Strokes
• Stroke One
• Stroke Two
• Stroke Three
• Rich
3. Going Fishing On Your Own
• Not a Top Priority
• Futility in Striving
• Choice of Circle: Vicious or Virtuous
4. How Much Does Your Catch Amount To?
• What Is Your Bottom Line?
• The Third Law for Financial Independence
• Keeping Count
• Developing Your Personal Strategy
• Simply Doing What You Long to Do
• It's Work, Jim — But Not As We Know It
• Part II
5. Streamlining Your Home Tackle
• The Fourth Law for Financial Independence
• Strokes to Untangle Your Life-lines
• How to Lighten the Weights That Prevent You Saving Your Money
• Designer Deadweigths
• Suit Yourself
• Play Your Cards Right
• Cash in on Cash
• Clear the Debts
• No List Makes You Listless
• What's So Good About Being Credit-worthy?
• Drive Car-fully?
• Count on a Discount
• Take an 'Interest'
6. Streamlining Your Work Tackle
• The Fifth Law for Financial Independence
• Untangling Your Nets
• Have You Become a Slave to 'Time Management'?
• Organised
• Fish Bits and Pieces
• Where's That Number and This Pen Doesn't Work
• The Biggest Weight of All
• Don't Get Hooked on the System
• Cod Rules OK
• Are You Swallowing Your Own Bait?
• Understanding Your Buoyancy
7. Streamlining Your Lifestyle and Health
• Ten Common Traits
• Strokes for Improving Your Motion and Balance
• First: The CATfish Rule
• Second: Bait
• Third: Fish Discover Water Last
• Fourth: Start to Breathe and Relax
• Lots of Little Effective Strokes
• Part III
8. Taking the River Less Travelled
• Leaving the Rapids
• Re-inventing Yourself
• Good for the Sole
• Exploring New Waters
• Testing the Waters to Go on Your Own
• Changing Streams Purpoisely
9. Fishing in the Pool of Opportunity
• Learning How to Swim
• The Sixth Law for Financial Independence
• 21 Tributaries to Increase Your Earning Capacity
• Invest in YOU! and Co.
• Your Customer
• Your Opportunities
10. Swimming Better with Less Strokes
• The Seventh Law for Financial Independence
• Charting Your Course for Financial Independence
• Get Hooked on Your Own Chart
• Reaching 'A Ford' in Your Life
• Guard Your Own Reservoir
• Reservoirs to Work and Play
• What They Didn't Teach You in the Schools
• The Epilogue

Ha! I knew that I would find a book that was funny and relevant, but still could be used.