The Ultimate Book of Business Quotations

The Ultimate Book of Business Quotations is a unique collection of wise, inspiring, hilarious, fatuous, embarrassing and pointless aphorisms and bon môts from the world's most brilliant, thoughtful, greedy and self-serving business minds.

It is organized under headings that reflect the real life of business as we know it, not the dream world of strategic planners, consultants and job descriptions:

• Ambition
• Big, bigger, Biggest
• Bosses and bastards
• Business travel
• Cars and car parks
• Colleagues
• Computer catastrophe
• Ego
• Gossip
• Meetings
• Mission and misery
• Office politics
• Team trials

• Action Heroes
• Ads and Admen
• Advice and Advisers
• Ambition: Naked Intent
• Anger and Arguments
• Balancing the Books
• Belief and Believers
• Big Business
• Books and Bookmen
• Bosses and Bastards
• Brands
• Bureaucracy and Bureaucrats
• Capital Markets
• Career Snakes and Ladders
• Change
• Committees and Teams
• Common Sense
• Communication
• Companies and Company Men
• Competition and Competitors
• Computer crashes
• Corporate Classrooms
• Creativity at Work
• Crises and Dramas
• Decision Time
• Delegation
• Dreams and Dreamers
• Economics and Economists
• Ego, Esteem and Self
• Enthusiasts and Entrepreneurs
• Ethics and Values
• Experience
• Eyes and Ears
• Facts, Fictions and Statistics
• Fair Share
• Fame and Fortune
• Fear and Failure
• The Future
• Going Global
• Greed
• Gurus and Gods
• Hard Labor
• Helpful Hints
• Hierarchies
• Hiring and Firing
• Hope and Charity
• Ideas and Innovation
• Idlers and Idleness
• Indecision
• Information
• Intuition, Guts and Logic
• Investors and Investment
• Knowledge, Know-How and Learning
• Laws and Orders
• Leaders and Leadership
• Love and Emotion
• Luck and Timing
• Management
• Marketing
• Measurement
• Media Packs
• Missions, Mottoes and Mantras
• Mistakes
• Money Go Round
• Motivation
• Office Life
• Opportunity Knocks
• Originality
• People
• Persistence…  or Not
• Planes, Trains and Automobiles
• Plans and Planning
• Pleasures
• Power
• Predictions and Prophecies
• Prices
• Problem Solving
• Profit
• Progress
• Quality
• Questions and Answers
• Responsibility
• Retirement
• Risk and Risk Taking
• Sell Sell Sell
• Simplicity
• Specialists and Generalists
• Speeches
• Speed freaks
• Spend Spend Spend
• Standards
• Strategy
• Stress
• Success
• Tactics
• Targets
• Taxes and Death
• Technology
• Theory and Thinking
• Time Management
• Tough Talking
• Truth and Lies
• Vision
• Winning and Losing
• Women and Men
• Work
• The Ends… and Means

Totally meaningless, but good if you want to find some quotes.